“All important decisions should be made within the space of seven breaths” – Hagakure; The Book of Samurai.
Clearly, I’m not a Samurai (for that matter, I can’t even navigate a sushi menu), for I have been tossing around the idea of having a blog on this site for about a year. The reason for the hesitation should be pretty obvious to those who know me personally; I am a talker, not a writer.
Despite the above, I have wanted to create a forum with a different attitude, flavor, and edge than you are likely to find hosted on other retail sites. To digress, there’s a long standing, unwritten ‘code’ about communication within pipe internet retail offices, and that code dictatesthe amount of candor/writer’s opinion that gets passed along. There is one for what is displayed on the front page (or will be permanently available in archives). This is the ‘happy place’, where content could not possibly offend any reader, be they Mother Theresa or Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay. Next, there is content that will be up for only a week, pretty similar to the first, but some sandpaper can appear because… well, it’s only up for a week. Third, there’s what might be passed on to a brand new customer and fourth covers what’s said to long standing (hopefully good humored) customers. The fifth is what we say amongst ourselves… and (ok) what we’d say after a few beer’s with pals at a pipe show. Yes, as you have no doubt already guessed, this blog will often run pretty close to that fifth level.
I have lined up quite a few guest bloggers, men whom I like and respect, and (most importantly) guys who call it as they see it. The topics will range as far as their opinions, and the tone will be similar to our conversations over the telephone or when we’re at a show. There will be a little humor, a bit of colorful language and some subjects that might get me in trouble but it will hopefully get you guys talking. I’d like for all future blogs to be informative sure, but not how to clean your pipe or smoke this tobacco from this shape kinda bullshit. You guys are grown men, you have access to Google. In short, if you haven’t figured that stuff out yet, then this might not be the spot for you.
I’ll try not to hold back and tell the people writing for the site not to hold back, bottom line is there will be no skirting around a subject. That’s basically it, we’ll see where this road leads us, aside from me writing my first blog… .
Nick
Here we go…LOL
This should be fun.
Nick – I can’t imagine that anyone who visits this site or has had even a short (wait, that’s not possible) conversation with you could or would expect anything in the way of a blog that didn’t 1) avoid bullshit in every consistency and color 2) contain a humorous edge that might tax the faint at heart 3) be fair and balanced (for real this time) 4) provide a slant on the hobby that has a steeper incline than what we’ve seen before… and 5) contain numbers all the way up to five. This is a welcome development and one that will likely get all of us in trouble.
It’s about time, Nick. I think it’s a great idea to have a place where we can go and be our asshole selves, be clumsy, boorish, opinionated, and worse, and be forgiven for it because everyone else who comes here is just as bad! And speaking of being boorish, you don’t use an apostrophe to designate plural beers, dammit!
LOL at Scott, I’m trying to be Mr. Smarty pants writer guy and you call me out on my one mistake. Damned grammar Nazis… is there an apostrophe in Nazi’s?
Isn’t apostrophe a book in the bible? Yeah, somewhere between Jude and Revelations… .
Come on Bear, apostrophe is the charge you pay after eating a plate of noodles in an Italian restaurant…
Scott,
We’ve met once and enjoyed a good meal with a fine group of pipesters. Sitting across from you allowed me a quick study and I must admit, you are an asshole, clumsy, boorish and opinionated! Great qualities! With that said, I really enjoyed your company and like you!!! I find you good company.
I’m excited about a blog where we can discuss, without being censored (I hope), topics where logic rules versus pompous piety.
Now, let’s talk about purple frilly ribbons in the 382 shape and blue chamois for pipe cleaning. Or…………………why chamber geometry makes all tobacco taste like tobacco?
Yea! Nick, you’re the man!!!!!!
The good stuff is coming up, interviews, articles, blogs, fashion advice. Seriously, were all having a little fun now but I’m excited about the future posts. I hope you all can continue to support the blog.
Wow Bruce, you really hurt my feelings, you clumsy boorish asshole. You forgot to mention anal retentive prick. So, do you use bristle or fluffy pipe cleaners when you can’t find your toothbrush?
Really looking forward to the “good stuff”, Nick. I hope it stays irreverent and I hope we also get to kick some provocative ideas around. Interaction and feedback from visitors is really important, so it’s good to see a stream of comments starting. And Bear, apostrophe is what happens when God brings the world to an end because he’s sick and tired of spelling and grammar mistakes and bad puns from smartasses.
Oh no. Nick where is the spelling and grammer check button…I guess I will have to be a lurker…my fingers do not hit the correct keys sometimes…
Best of luck on the blog…
No, no – don’t be a lurker, Lawdog! I’ll stop, I promise!
Looking forward to this Nick. You are already off to a great start.
Keep ‘em coming!
just found this blog,have been watching the pipes for sale on this site for qite a while now,just waiting until I have enough green hid away to buy one of these outstanding smoking instruments. Got to be careful,seeing that my most tolerant wife of 36 years knows that my collection well exceeds 100 pipes. With this fact in mind,she will ask:”why do you need another pipe?” To which I reply:”Honey, it’s not need, its want pure and simple.” She smiles and I buy what I want as long as it does not cut into her shopping money. I’m careful to be certain it never does! You probably noticed that my first name is Marty and the other Marty (Pulvers) is the real reason I often don’t have enough green hidden away to finance my pipe “wants”! Having gotten to know the other Marty,not enough good can be said about him! He’s honest almost to a fault. He has done things for me that were above and beyond great customer service! FWITW, I’ve never returned a pipe I’ve purchased over the net. Again, I’m pleased to have found this new style pipe forum/blog the other Marty